pigeonflavouredcake:
🌸Floral offerings🌸
Since spring has sprung and flowers are blooming again I wanted to share some floral offerings I found that the gods I worship enjoy.
Apollo (a lot of yellow)
- Daffodil
- Daisy
- Dandelion
- Sunflower
- Hyacinth (how could I forget)
Hermes (he likes purple flowers)
- Crocus
- Bluebell
- Violet
- Lavender
- Cornflower
Dionysus (a lot of his plants aren’t flowers)
- Rose
- Cherry blossom
- Apple blossom
- Honey suckle
thanatoess:
The chaos trio lives rent free in my mind
godsofhumanity:
Dionysus: Wouldn’t it be messed up if vegetables were actually sentient and could feel things when we ate them?
Ariadne: Dio, repeat after me:
Ariadne:
Dionysus: you aren’t saying anything
Ariadne: exactly
three-gods-at-a-party:
Blue is hermes, grey is Dionysus
hermes-left-nut:
rebirth be like
onyxblackstonelive:
May Hestia make your home warm and happy.
May Hera and Aphrodite make your relationships happy and healthy.
May Artemis protect all young women and children, and may Hermes protect all travellers and messagers.
May Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades protect your travels over air, sea, and land.
May Athena protect and bless your educational journey and help you in fighting your battles.
May Ares help you in your battles and protect all soldiers overseas.
May Apollo watch over your days, keep you warm and happy, and keep you from illness.
May Hephaestus watch over your projects and see them through to the end.
May Dionysus protect you and watch over you while you party on the weekends and spend time with friends and family.
greek-memes:
Dionysus: Are you saying I’m your favorite hot mess?
Hermes: Actually I’m my favorite hot mess but you’re a close second
godsofhumanity:
Hermes, high: onion rings are just vegetable donuts
Apollo: sure they are
Hermes: lasagna’s just spaghetti-flavoured cake!
Apollo:
Hermes: you stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed!!!
Apollo, sweating: Hermes, stop-
Hermes: lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Apollo: stOP!!!
Dionysus, fascinated: no please continue
my-name-is-apollo:
A summary of greek pantheon’s chaotic trio
my-name-is-apollo:
A summary of greek pantheon’s chaotic trio